Honest in the world of what Q., intelligent, caring people that do take the time to do the cooking?
Both of A..
What is the difference between video and porn video “Spice Girls”? Q.
A. The porn video has better music!
This is the best part of having a homeless girlfriend what Q.?
How far you want you can a. her down!
Q. Why the boy down the swing?
R. He has no arms.
Q. What is the definition of eternity?
A. The time between when you cum and she leave.
Q. What is gray, sitting on the bed and takes the piss?
A. A kidney dialysis machine.
Q. What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair?
A. cunt stubble.
T. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A. One finger is clean.
Q. Why Penis has a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open minded.
T. What is the largest fish in the world?
A. Hooray, if you catch one you can beat him for months.
Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants you?
A. When you put your hand down her pants and it feel like you’re eating a horse.
Q. Have you heard about the birth of a new flavorpill ‘Mint control for women that they take immediately before sex?
A. They are called ‘Predickamints’
T. What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
Male A. will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.
T. What is the difference between frogs and toads horny?
A. One goes “Ribbit” the other goes “rub”. ‘
T. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anyone.
T. What is the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?
T. How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A. Give him a used tampon and asking what period it’s from.
Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Well not all kitchen appliances that color?
T. What is the difference between parsley and pussy?
Not A. eating parsley.
T. What’s green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
A. Kermit Finger
T. What do you do with the rubber used 365?
A. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
T. What is the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in, but a shame to pull it out.
T. What is the speed limit of sex?
A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
T. What are the major rejection?
A. When you’re masturbating and your hand fall asleep.
T. Why is frayed Anne gets thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face moaning, “Lie to me!”
T. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it’s not a big deal unless you do not get any.
T. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A. “How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just said a minute ago.”
T. What the potato chip says the battery?
A. If you’re Eveready, I’m Frito Lay.
T. What is the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence!
T. What is the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?
A. Ones a snack cracker, and others crack snacker!
T. What is another name for pickled bread?
T. why Frosty Snowman pull down his pants?
A. He heard the snow blower coming.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
T. What spice girls and a pack of M + Ms have in common?
A. There is a wide range of colors, but they all taste the same.
T. What do you call an Amish guy with his horse’s ass?
A. Mechanic A.
T. What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
T. What Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Q. Why do women like tires?
A. There is always a backup.
T. What’s brown and sits on a piano bench?
A. Beethoven First Movement.
T. What do you call a nun with a sex-change operation?
A. A tran-sister.
T. What one gay sperm says to the other gay sperm?
A. I cannot see anything with all this crap here!
Q. Why do women wear black?
A. They mourn for the stuff they buried the night before.
T. How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas pump?
A. Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car.
T. What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion?
A. At a hockey game you see fast bucks.
T. What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A. is salad shooter
T. What is the difference between graduate and a married man?
A. Scholars come home, see what’s in the fridge, go to bed. Married man comes home, sees what’s in bed and goes to the fridge.
Q. Why is it that 10% of women go to heaven?
R. Because if they all went, it would be hell.
Q. What’s going on “??? CLICK-CLICK-is that it is that it is CLICK”
A. is blind person with a Rubix Cube.
Q. Why God invents yeast infection?
A. So women know what it’s like to live with a cat bring.
Q. Have you heard of two gay men who had an argument in the bar?
A. They want to exchange blows.
Q. Why the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him?
R. He came to the house facing the site.
Q. What you get when you cross a rooster with a flea?
A. A type itchy.
Q. Why place a laundry bag for a guy to pick up women?
A. Women who cannot even afford a washing machine will never be able to help you.
Q. Why roach clips called roach clips?
R. Because “pot holder” was already taken.
Q. What is the worst part of getting a lung transplant?
A. The first couple of times you cough, it is not your phlegm…
Q. Why do women have arms?
A. Do you have any idea how long it would take to licking a bathroom cleans?
Q. Why be in the army as a pipe?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q. What’s the bad news about being a test tube baby?
A. You know with certainty that your dad is a wanker.
Q. How do men like noodles?
A. They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
Q. Why do not Canadians have group sex?
A. to thank you letters to write more.
Q. Why hangovers better than women?
Hangover A. go away.